Its A Potato

You only live once. I sent you a potato!

Im a potato. Not a Tomato!

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

This is your annual reminder that Im glad you were born.

Admit it. Life would be boring without me.

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potato.

One day Im gonna make the onions cry.

Wine + dinner = winner

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off

Why be moody when you can shake your booty

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge

Adulting is soup… and I’m a fork

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids… then silence is suspicious

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap

When life gives you lemons, add vodka

Why be normal when you can be interesting

Why chase dreams when you can chase tacos

I’m not weird, I’m uniquely awesome

Why grow up? It’s a trap

Why be normal when you can be hilarious

Why be serious when you can be silly

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

How does the ocean say hi? It waves

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree

I love you

You are my sunshine

I love you to the moon and back

You are my today and all of my tomorrows

You’re nothing short of my everything

The best thing to hold onto in life is each othe

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite

You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought

I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes

If I know what love is, it is because of you

My heart is, and always will be, yours

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I’m with you

Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again

You are the poem I never knew how to write

I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over

You make my heart smile

You are my greatest adventure

Your smile is my favorite sight

With you, I am home.

You are my once in a lifetime

I still fall for you every day

You are the reason I believe in love

Loving you is my favorite thing to do

With you, forever isn’t long enough

Love you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will

You’re my happy place

You make my heart skip a beat

Every moment with you is a treasure

You are my heart’s home.

I love you more than words can show

You are my always and forever.

Life is better with you in it

You are my kind of magic

Your love is my favorite story.

I love you more than I have ever found a way to say

You’re my reason to smile

Believe in yourself

You got this

Live life to the fullest and focus on the positive

Extraordinary things are always hiding in places people never think to look

Keep looking up… that’s the secret of life.

You are enough just as you are

Start each day with a grateful heart

Choose joy

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are

Happiness is homemade

The best time for new beginnings is now

Be a voice, not an echo

Good things take time

Believe you can and you’re halfway there

Collect moments, not things

Every day is a fresh start

Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations

Be your own sunshine

You are stronger than you think

Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine

Positive mind. Positive vibes. Positive life

Small steps every day

Happiness is a choice

Stars can’t shine without darkness

Dream big, start small, act now

Be the reason someone smiles today

See the good in all things

Radiate positivity

Your only limit is your mind

Make today amazing

Turn your wounds into wisdom

Smile, it’s contagious

The best is yet to come

Focus on the good

Shine like the whole universe is yours

Create your own sunshine

Do something today that your future self will thank you for

Progress, not perfection

You matter

Let your smile change the world

Stay positive, work hard, make it happen

Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day

Your smile is your superpower

Turn the page, start a new chapter

The sun will rise and we will try again

Don’t count the days, make the days count

The best view comes after the hardest climb

Fill your life with adventures, not excuses

Light tomorrow with today

You didn’t come this far just to come this far

Be the energy you want to attract

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can

Your potential is endless

Joy is not in things. It is in us

Something wonderful is about to happen

See possibility everywhere

Keep shining, the world needs your light

Little things make big days

Your attitude determines your direction

Life is tough, but so are you

Let your dreams be bigger than your fears

Good vibes only

Start each day with a smile

You are capable of amazing things

Look for the magic in every day

The more you give, the more you get

One small positive thought can change your whole day

Choose happiness daily

The sky is not the limit. Your mind is

Do more of what makes you happy

Your light is needed in this world

Positive thoughts, positive life

Smile more, worry less

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t.

A group of flamingos is called a “flamboyance

Octopuses have three hearts

Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins

The Eiffel Tower can grow taller in summer due to heat expansion

Wombat poop is cube-shaped

Sharks existed before trees

A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus

Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift apart

Koalas have fingerprints almost identical to humans

Water can boil and freeze at the same time in space

Pineapples take about two years to grow.

Some turtles can breathe through their butts

Butterflies can taste with their feet

Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated

The heart of a blue whale is the size of a small car

Peanuts are not nuts; they’re legumes

Otters have a pouch for their favorite rock

A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds

Bananas glow blue under black light

Some cats are allergic to humans

Antarctica is the largest desert in the world

Sharks can live for over 400 years

A shrimp’s heart is in its head

The moon has moonquakes

Tomatoes were once thought to be poisonous in Europe

The longest hiccup spree lasted 68 years

Some frogs can freeze solid and still survive

Lobsters taste with their legs

Apples float because they’re 25% air

Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Humans share about 60% of their DNA with bananas

A snail can sleep for up to three years

The human nose can remember 50,000 different scents

Dolphins have names for each othe

Some fish can walk on land

Bees can recognize human faces

here are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on Earth

Potatoes were the first vegetable grown in space

Cows can walk upstairs, but not downstairs

Carrots were originally purple, not orange

Penguins propose to mates with pebbles.

here are more fake flamingos than real ones in the world

Butterflies remember being caterpillars.